bibleofficial:

i’m sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i’ve gotten

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catboybiologist:

Not “It’s a product of it’s time” as a way to excuse its problematic undertones but rather “it’s a product of it’s time” to say to say that the issues it tackles were relevant then and its stances that now seem milquetoast were radical then, and that heavy handed, cheesy driving home of those viewpoints was sometimes necessary, and our acceptance and normalization of those viewpoints is in large part because of media like it normalizing those viewpoints and imagery, and watching it in the modern day turns into a loving study of history of the masses and public opinion

Yes this is about the original star trek

aw-hawkeye-no:

this-onegoes:

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- Blythe Baird

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

You Won’t BELIEVE How Many Em-Dashes Local Writer Can Squeeze Into One 5K Word Fic

astolat:

I–I came out here to have a good time and–

mornington-the-crescent:
“solarpunkcast:
“ eeveelutionsforequality:
“ rtrixie:
“ rtrixie:
“ rickjameskinkshame:
“ rtrixie:
“Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.
”
App...

mornington-the-crescent:

solarpunkcast:

eeveelutionsforequality:

rtrixie:

rtrixie:

rickjameskinkshame:

rtrixie:

Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

App powered car? 🤦‍♀️

I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.

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WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET

Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.

please please please do not buy into the Internet of Things. Digital displays for appliances are one thing, but you shouldn’t need the fucking internet to do your laundry or use the fridge.

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superhell:

yebisu:

ephemeralhorror:

ephemeralhorror:

i get that i can expect to see the “unreality” tag a lot on my stuff. i post a lot of weird eldritch shit and even when i post something that isn’t it’s still deeply steeped in my nonsense.

but i’m fucking losing my mind at how even my posts that are correct and true will be tagged that. fatal incuriosity is inescapable when you’re me.

my “a coin is a three sided object. never forget that.” post earned an unreality tag at one point

i’m sorry but maybe you’re not the best watchdog for what’s real and what isn’t, champ. i think being the arbiter of reality requires at least a basic understanding of 3d space.

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tumblr users experiencing “unreality”

i once posted the south up map in here and someone tagged it unreality… buddy that’s the earth……..

epicallyepicepicosity2:

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ayeforscotland:

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If anyone wants to know where the UK is currently at, disability campaigners have lost a battle over making it a legal requirement for high-rise flats to have an evacuation plan for disabled residents.

rubynye:

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Change my meme (a replacement ‘Change my mind’ template) - template post - Imgur

catboywormkin:
“zoomar:
“Home lessons in massage.
”
touch his tits tuesday
”

catboywormkin:

zoomar:

Home lessons in massage.

touch his tits tuesday

memeuplift:

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bisexuhowl:

suazu:

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#now onto the more important thing: hummus#edit: i think what really gets me#is the implication that this woman is the only person that the hummus story would ever have worked on#that no one else would have believed the hummus story for even a moment#but this boy just happened to have a mother who did not know until that very moment that her favorite food was hummus#the one person on earth who took a single bite of hummus and thought#this explains all those orgasmic sounds#i need no further explanation#all i care about now is hummus (@unpretty)

emeraldwhale:

emeraldwhale:

emeraldwhale:

Fermenting in a butch honoring way

I MEANT FEMME NOT FERMENTING

@dramaticromantic

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STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN POST

monstermoviedean:

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says “well, this is the part where he kills us” and wheatley says “hello, this is the part where i kill you” and you unlock the achievement titled “the part where he kills you” (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

batshit-auspol:

May, 2019: Minister Angus Taylor forgets to switch to his alt account before commenting praise on his own Facebook status

Facebook post by Angus Taylor MP, reading "1000 extra carparks for rail commuters across the north of Hume!"ALT
Facebook reply by Angus Taylor MP, reading "Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus"ALT

To this day, Angus cannot post on social media without being flooded with comments reading “Fantastic. Great Move. Well done Angus.”

Facebook comment section flooded with people posting "Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus"ALT
Hand drawn protest sign depicting a Facebook post reading "Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus"ALT

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