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bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

I destroy myself so you can’t.

— Six Word Story #1  (via wherethereislove)


I went to the meat department and now I have to go to a therapist


cardio??? is that spanish?????

My feet are getting very hot! Never mind, I will put them out the window!

Kimi Raikkonen’s radio message when he didn’t listen to his team about putting heat shields on his shoes during his NASCAR adventures of 2011.

I completely forgot about this.  I am fucking dying.

(via rarararaikkonen)


come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 


having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

Starve and most likely die


The fact that guns will never be taken away is the truth especially when people all across the country hunt for their food with guns if the United States took the guns away people would starve and most likely die.



take me to an art museum and stroke my hair and tell me im the prettiest thing in the room

mannnn if yall dont grow the hell up