familyfriendlyurl:

you only live once? buddy, when i was your age we were lucky to live half

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

tronlives:

el1c1a:

so how much do you think a session with Dr. Lecter would cost?

An arm and a leg?

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

dersely:

momlonde:

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”