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eatsleepdraw:

It’s just a flesh wound
Here’s my tumblr.

King Arthur: I am your king.Peasant Woman: Well, I didn’t vote for you.King Arthur: You don’t vote for kings.Peasant Woman: Well, how’d you become king, then?King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.Arthur: Be quiet!Dennis the Peasant: You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ‘cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up! Will you shut up?!Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!Arthur: Shut up!Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!Arthur: Bloody Peasant!Dennis: Ooh, what a giveaway!
fuckyeaharthuriana:

adifferent-city:

flynnagan:

face-down-asgard-up:

ladyhistory:

athenenoctua:

pepsie:

ect0biologist:

kurobi:

webbyghost:

ponyscribblespony:

chasefriedman:

A SWALLOW? CARRYING A COCONUT?!

Ah, but what is his airspeed velocity?

African or European?

It’s not a matter of where it grips it! A 5 ounce bird CANNOT carry a 1-lbs coconut!



But the swallow may fly south with the sun

SUPPOSE HE GRIPPED IT BY THE HUSK

But then of course African swallows are not migratory.

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

Who’s to say the coconut isnt carrying the swallow

Well, it doesn’t matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
Chainmail shoes? Nice.