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If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?


i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us

We have nothing to fail but fail itself


We fail because there is failure and due to it’s existance we can fail.


Props to my 6 year old self for calling out bullshit at an early age.


I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 




*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

Scully: You haven't heard the rumours?
Shopkeeper: What rumours?
Scully: That Luria is back from the dead; that he's arisen from his grave.
Shopkeeper: What kind of Jew trick is this?
Mulder: A Jew pulled it off two thousand years ago.


thank you fire distinguisher

i cant stop laughing

One thing that really annoys me about Mulder tho, any time he’s with people who speak other languages he’s freakin’ out and whining “I don’t speak foreign”

is your teen joining THE SKELETON WARS?


decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS

  • LOL - lots of legbones
  • SMH - skeletons murdering humans
  • FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
  • WTF - waxing the fibula
  • OMG - outta my grave
  • FFS - for friendly skeletons

I can’t really argue

Animatronic cameras disguised as penguins (and even penguin eggs) recorded first-time images of penguin behavior in a new three-part series Penguins: Spy in the Huddle, beginning on pbsnature Wednesday, September 24th.