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killerville:

french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER

bagmilk:

niknak79:

Physics!

this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….
Oh Google, U so funny tho

bi-privilege:

rules for experimenting with bisexuality:

  • wear safety goggles and closed toed shoes at all times
  • always work in well-ventilated areas
  • dispose of bisexual waste byproducts in the appropriate bins
  • report any spillage of bisexuality to your professor immediately
  • if bisexuality gets in your eyes or skin, flush with cool running water for at least 20 minutes
she-wants-the-eod:

This is the greatest Craigslist ad that ever was.

I keep dreaming about the Espargarbros and Brodly Joms

angryintellectual:

tiauska:

I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful

polkanots:

trends women should avoid 2014: men’s opinions 

rustandstardust:

relright:

relright:

So I was watching SVU and I HAD to make these screencaps because this is literally the cutest moment not only on SVU but pretty much any crime drama ever.
When they resuce the baby gibbon from the basketball and it immediately gives Cragen a hug.
Look at the look on Cragen’s face! It’s priceless.
And isn’t that little monkey precious?

still my favorite moment from the show
flyartproductions:

The persistence of Ms. Jackson
The Persistence of Memory (1931), Salvador Dali / Ms. Jackson, Outkast
Artist: Hieronymus Bosch
Track Name: "The Music Written on This Dude's Butt"
Played: 1826451 times
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