February 2012
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“Stan Smith: God is my copilot, and the Virgin Mary is my hot stewardess. Ding!...”
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The Lemsip Max. advert sounds like he's saying...
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“Bernie Stabler: You have to understand, in my day, eccentricity was tolerated....”
Taylor : OH GOD OH GOD
MAY DAY SOMEONE SEND HELP. WE'RE DROWNING
Kirsty : I ship them to Valhalla. Help, this ship has sprung a leak...
If Sexual Harassment has a Panda as its mascot, what does Sexual Frustration have?
Taylor : A goddamn rabbit.
Kirsty : But a rabbit is rampant.
Rampant looks like ramparts. I will sit here and lust over Castle Camelot. Or Cum-a-lot as it shall henceforth be known.
Stick a sword in me, I'm done.
Is that Excalibur in your sheath, or are you just pleased to see me, sire?
Taylor : CUM-A-LOT. FUCK.
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“Anyways, apparently he wanted to play NFL when he grew up. Now we know how he...”
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“Us is a thing that I love.”
– A wise woman with ginger hair and a thing for a man named BJ with whim I have the best bromance of all time. (via quoththeapathetic)
OF ALL TIME
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Kirsty: Jealous fangurls are retards.
Tay: Fangirls are always retards, but excuse me while I go fangirl over ___ and try to find the panties I lost...
Kirsty: Hint: They're in one of the locked cases.
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carriebrownsteinsfringe:
Coffee on my weetabix this morning. Actually pretty tasty.
I used to use coffee on my value cornflakes. Hot choc and tea work just as well.
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I'm CRYING.
There’s an infomercial for Advanced Hair Studio on channel 4 now. IT’S SOOO BAD
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Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about...
This sounds amusing.
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littlepieceofabigsoul asked: 8, 25, 34
Feminiminominist with a blog
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40 weirdly intriguing questions...
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
4. How do you deal with criticism?
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
8. Describe your favourite texture.
9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
23. What motivates you in life?
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
31. Describe your dream library.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
38. How do you approach social situations?
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
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“Howard: That’s it. There’s the house, I found America’s top models! Raj: Are you...”