vento-argento:

pearls-forehead:

bntyhuntr:

yarnpoweredkitten:

bntyhuntr:

why the fuck did scooby have on a collar he never even wore a leash!! and he could literally tell anyone what is name is where he lives. hell he could get an uber home if he gets lost!! the fuck why is he wearing a collar

You know why

Oh it’s because hanabarbara were bad at connecting necks to bodies. Thats also why Yogi Bear had a tie but no shirt

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your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Sauron: *forging the One Ring* You know what would make this ring even more powerful? Some of my poetry.

madamgyoza:

no one wants to hear it but love is earned after the initial infatuation. commitment is something u both mutually agree to and then from there it’s work. it’s not work like it’s a chore it’s jus work like it takes effort. to get good at these things takes practice. it takes practice to learn to communicate better and it takes practice to learn to love each other in the ways u need to be loved.

thedouble2013:

like… the overwhelming embarrassment of having a physical form

abnormalize:

blur1999:

does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

alsuper2:

lezcatnoir:

luckyartisanllama:

georgiansuggestion:

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

reapfist:

itsthighnoon:

its 6 am and i should be asleep but please look at this absolute gem i found in youtube comments:

realphilosophytube:

witchimage:

4/20 praise it

ladyyatexel:

indigobluerose:

ladyyatexel:

Sick brain says: “… does fire have weight?”

Husband is chemist and he says the gases that react to make the fire have weight, but the fire itself is energy and therefore does not have weight as we measure it.

cold medicated brain thanks mister indigo for his service