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lameborghini:

my throne

miss-machine:

davesdonut:

Remember that time when Colin Edwards came onstage at Silverstone, whilst probably high as kite and called Jorge Lorenzo a whore?

Those were good times.

God bless.

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

iggy-soda:

psa: NEVer date someone who listens to the smiths. they won’t make you tea or cuddle with you or fuck your sweater holes or whatever it is you kids do. They are all queer vegetarians who wank to oscar wilde’s sad poetry and bawl all day about how boring everything is. Don’t be fooled, they are not fun people at all

beebunny:

Aint nobody fresher than my motherfucken clique
plays

V card vs. SIM card

shitmystudentswrite:

…but we live in a time where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

killerville:

french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER

bagmilk:

niknak79:

Physics!

this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….
Oh Google, U so funny tho