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solskjaered:

scimmymunkeh replied to your post “Nails on my right hand: painted nicely first time. Nails on my left…”

Same but opposite.

I smudged them twice. TWICE. I’m getting worse as I get older.

my left hand (painted by right) is blue with a yellow stripe (as it should be) but my right hand (painted by left) the yellow stripe is so big it looks more like yellow with blue stripes.. if that makes sense? 

Fucking nails, man


iconic
puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

All the salons be like: DO EET, GET THE GEL POLISH. IT LASTS THREE WEEKS
And I’m like … I am not ready for the level of commitment

Having to start my game of sims with Lex for the second time because our household keeps glitching the fuck up. It keeps making evil twins of us and corrupting the saved game file ¬.¬

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

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tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]